Well, maybe Dumbledore - knowing the importance of Harry being under Petunia’s roof until he came of age - kept a very close eye on the Muggle authorities so that, if any reports were made or suspicions aroused, he could Obliviate them as necessary? I hardly think someone like Dumbledore is going to enact an ancient form of blood magic to keep Harry, his family and the wizarding world safe, just to have some Muggle bureaucrat come and mess it up.
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i just want rupert grint to come into my sad little life and sweep me off my feet is that too much to ask
‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’
Well, they did say ‘please’…
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thought this was appropriately patriotic and yummy looking:)
OMG HOW DID YOU DO THIS I NEED THIS CAKE IT LOOKS AWESOME
| me: | omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect |
| me: | is that cake |
Love the fact that we’ve scheduled the BAFTAs for the day after the Eurovision.
Because we knew we weren’t going to win the Song Contest so fuck you, world, we’re going to have our own awards ceremony
Where we’re the only nominees.
So, we’re the only winners.
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#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw
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